A. Drumsticks for everyone!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the park?
A. To get to the other slide.
Q. What did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg.
Q. Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
A. She was getting tired of all the chicken jokes.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
A. To get to the other tide.
Q. What do you call a dirty chicken that crosses the road and crosses back again?
A. A dirty double crosser.
Grandpa : In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
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