Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
A. Drumsticks for everyone!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the park?
A. To get to the other slide.
Q. What did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg.
Q. Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
A. She was getting tired of all the chicken jokes.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
A. To get to the other tide.
Q. What do you call a dirty chicken that crosses the road and crosses back again?
A. A dirty double crosser.
Grandpa : In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
- Chickens are the only living relative of the Tyrannosaurus Rex
- There are over 25 million chickens in the world. That's almost 3x the amount of humans on earth!
- Chickens have full-color vision
- Chickens have pain receptors that give them the ability to feel pain and distress.
- Chickens have more than 30 types of vocalizations to distinguish between threats.
- Chickens are just like human mothers who talk to their babies in the womb—a mother hen begins to teach calls to her chicks before they even hatch.
- Chickens can distinguish between more than 100 faces of their own species
- Chickens form complex social structures known as "pecking orders"
